i can relate to pirates because i too am after the booty
moaning is basically the hottest thing a guy can do besides give you neck kisses
take me to an art museum and stroke my hair and tell me im the prettiest thing in the room
it’s so sad when you crave someone you can’t have
Can I grasp the booty?
ugh i want to get really uncomfortably rich and then just. go around and anonymously donate huge amounts of money to people for things like HEY youre trying to move away from your abusive parents?? BAM 10 thousand mystery dollars oh whats that your dog needs surgery?? BAM paid for hey you cant afford to go to that con with your friends?? BAM better get your cosplay ready you fucking nerd